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well, if nothing else - lets just hope they deliver on the titties :P |
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Thats the thing that makes Slashers for me..... the little things: cool mask/weapon/something dark n' weird (the bleeding nose in Valentine was great and the mask struck me as cool - a child's face representing a nu-wave of slasher.... they grow from here instead of being a parody) But titties are always welcomed :) |
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i'd just like to see one slasher make any kind of sense .. - cars that start when they should .. - shuffling shashers who are actually slower than terrified running teenagers. - the virgins get killed - the sluts life to screw another day.. - if a slasher villian gets killed or hurt, he stayes dead, or wounded... - killings that go wrong .. where the elaborate timing that absolutely must be happening - doesnt. - a film where no cats launch themselves out of closed closets for shock value. (jesus christ - even if a cat did accidentally get locked into a closet - it doesnt jump madly from the top shelf at your face .. ever see these things jump down from anything ? they cant see things that arent moving - they have a hard time judging distances to the floor .. even a 1 foot jump is handled with extreme caution) i hate stupid shit like that .. and i hate when they show a promise of boobs on the cover - but there isnt a single boob to be found in the film ... just the boob who rented the damn thing ... |
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scream really tried on many of those points. i mean, michael meyers would not have gone down from a nut-shot, but ghostface sure did.
however, with the exception of Rose McGowan's green shirt, they really skimped on the boob thing.
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#2866
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rose mcgowan |
#2867
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DVD:
Clerks: Tenth Anniversarry Edition |
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citezen toxie and they dont cut the grass anymore. which one should i watch first?
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#2869
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Dracula (1979 - Frank Langella version)
Taxi Driver Horrors of the Black Museum The Tingler Creepshow Jaws 2 The Deer Hunter (Legacy series 2 discer) Martin Blacula |
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Natural Born Killers
My Bloody Valentine |
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