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Old 11-13-2004, 05:41 PM
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holy shit, i was going to say twatwaffle...but i figured everyone would just look at me funny lol
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:47 PM
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Old 11-13-2004, 06:25 PM
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Old 11-13-2004, 06:33 PM
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Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag

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Old 11-13-2004, 06:36 PM
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:50 AM
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3 Elephants jump off an airplane, two hit the land one hits the water. Ba bum-*KSSH*
thats crap
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:52 AM
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Whats up with all the random ass threads lately?
it's boredom....must be the time of year, in a state of limbo between autumn and christmas.
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:55 AM
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buy DVDs cheap on Amazon.com
I buy mine cheaper elsewhere.
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:58 AM
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He's the main character in a stupid fucking move called Malibu's Most Wanted.
never heard of the film.
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Old 11-14-2004, 02:10 AM
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never heard of the film.

Consider yourself lucky.It stars Jaime Kennedy as a rich white kid who thinks hes a hardcore gangsta/rapper.A complete waste of anyones time.
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