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rip fortunato
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Who's next then?
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while we wait - i'll sing a song
feel free to join in : Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?" "Now let me get this straight ", Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?' Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up, She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor! let me get this straight". You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache, You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache, You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning, Yes, you call me in the morning, If you call me in the morning, then
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(continued...)
- Despare was tired as hell. He had no idea where he was going...until he stumbled on a bunch of HPs!!! 4 of em!! (He came across the 4 HPs Bloody Ribcut had left for him as gifts) He praised the "gifter" teammate silently and picked them all up. Now he had 8 HPs, and felt renewed strength in his veins. He found a cave and, severely tired, collapsed into a deep sleep. - Machete Jenna had found a perfect spot - right beside the river bank, sorrounded by large trees on both sides of the river. She loaded her grenade launcher and, with a smug smile of satisfaction...lied down and waited...all senses alert. A pair of invisible eyes looked intently at her from a high branch of a large tree on the left bank. Jenna had a sneaky feeling she was being watched...but that feeling disappeared in a moment as she heard footsteps away from her. Bloody Ribcut had survived Posher's grenade, but still he was heavily bandaged up. Jenna looked at her target coldly, and picked up her Grenade Launcher. She locked onto the selfless WitchBlade, and FIRED! BLAMMMM!! Bloody Ribcut had only one moment to hear the thud of firing, because his ears started ringing from the next, as his body was shaken up and flying through the air into the distance...with numerous cuts all over!! He fell down, heavily. With a grunt, he released some of his Health Packs and patched himself up. He was FIT all over again, and crawled behind a yew tree. Jenna looked at his body crawling away...and silently cursed. She then thought about Bloody Ribcut being accosted by one of her teammates who would fry his ass...and grinned wickedly at herself for the thought... KA-BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! That final thought froze in her mind...as did her grin on her face... Her eyes widened for an instant, before the eyelids receded back...staring at her brains which had fallen from the gaping hole in her head. She silently crumbled beside her fried and sizzling brain cells. The Predator swung down from the tree, and disappeared into the jungle. MACHETE JENNA26 IS DEAD!!! - Machete Roderick Usher ran through the Zone all day and all night, without finding a single Witchblade. He cursed the moment he had signed up, and chancing upon a cave, went into it to rest for the night. He walked into the darkness and lay down. In the dim light of the next morning, Rod woke up first. He peered into the cave and noticed an outline - it was Despare, all bandaged and bleeding!! Quickly taking his grenade launcher out, Rod took a couple steps back towards the outside...and FIRED!!! Despare was deeply asleep...and only heard the firing dimly. The next moment, his body was thrown up and sore...blackened by the impact and numerous cuts all over. He fell down heavily, and grabbed his HPs instinctively. Applying them to his cuts, he looked at Rod...who was disgusted with seeing his target alive. Despare made it through ALIVE, and FIT, with 1 HP...surviving 28 Bullets worth of wounds!! I will let both groups recuperate their losses...before moving on...
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thats what im talking about!
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The Predator must be right handed...My Chainsaw team members will understand that one... Jenna was an awesome player...She will be missed :(
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