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10-19-2005, 12:47 PM
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"I'm not crazy Melin. I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years" 
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10-19-2005, 12:59 PM
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There are 3 types of people. Dicks Pussies and assholes. Pussies just wanna get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it thru. But assholes they just wanna shit all over everything.
Pussies get mad at dicks sometimes cos pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes and if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Some very deep and philisophical musings from the Team America World Police
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10-19-2005, 04:03 PM
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Office Space
Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... Hell, everything Milton says is awesome. Lumberg: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Screw it...every quote in that movie is hilarious:D
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10-19-2005, 09:55 PM
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"You've got the face of an angel. What's your cunt taste like?" "Heaven." -Closer
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10-19-2005, 10:05 PM
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Goldfinger - Fat Bastard: You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Dirty Work has a lot for me, I love Norm Mitch: Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes! Bearded Lady: Honey, you ever have a chick with a beard before? Mitch: Ha. ha. Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. Bearded Lady: Well then, sugar, you haven't lived. Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live. Too many more from that movie, love it!
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10-20-2005, 04:24 AM
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I got this quote SO WRONG. "Hey,we all know the moon is not made of cheese,but if it were made of ribs....would ya eat it then? It's a simple question..If the moon were made of ribs-would ya eat it? I know I would."
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10-20-2005, 08:13 AM
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10-20-2005, 08:26 AM
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'If he were an ice cream flavour, he'd be prailine..........and dick!'
Garth in Waynes world
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard. “I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office “Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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