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Old 02-15-2005, 07:47 AM
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Not to shit on your theory about the onion.... But i dont care how smart you are, you can think yourself limbs.

If that were the case, i would bet Stephen hawking would have all new ones, and grow an extra arm so he can go skiing with Zaphod Beeblebrox.


That, an im sure he would have 1 or 2 extra peni. he is a dirty man.

Bangers are still at 3-1 btw

2 more votes for bangers and this thing is done.
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Old 02-15-2005, 07:58 AM
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No seriously now, back to the onion potato carrot thing. If a potato were really smart it would grow legs and arms
I just hope you're joking.
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:02 AM
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No seriously now, back to the onion potato carrot thing. If a potato were really smart it would grow legs and arms, pull itself up from your garden, and sneak into your window at night and choke you. It could happen, people!!!!
Meet Mr. Potato Head.
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:07 AM
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I'm totally serious. I saw a picture of a ginger root that had developed sex organs. And a french fry that looked like a ballerina. A potato could totally kick a person's ass, if it would just make up its mind to do so. I had some fried jalapenos that kicked mine once.

BANGERS/BUBBLE THING: I looked at those photos, and I totally can't decide! I would want a little of both. They both look pretty darn tasty. I've never had either of these dishes, but by golly, I would like to.

There's an English restaurant I just got introduced to, and they have these dishes there, I think I will be gutsy and try one of them next time I go.
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:08 AM
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I'm totally serious. I saw a picture of a ginger root that had developed sex organs. And a french fry that looked like a ballerina. A potato could totally kick a person's ass, if it would just make up its mind to do so. I had some fried jalapenos that kicked mine once.

BANGERS/BUBBLE THING: I looked at those photos, and I totally can't decide! I would want a little of both. They both look pretty darn tasty. I've never had either of these dishes, but by golly, I would like to.

There's an English restaurant I just got introduced to, and they have these dishes there, I think I will be gutsy and try one of them next time I go.
you CANNOT think yourself a new body part.
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:11 AM
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you CANNOT think yourself a new body part.
If that were true I would have a full head of hair.








and an enormous schwanzstucker.




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Old 02-15-2005, 08:13 AM
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Hey!

newb, quit scaring the horses....
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:15 AM
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:18 AM
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......

That goes without saying..!

But seriously, haven't you guys ever seen "Lisztomania"?

Roger Daltrey sort of thinks himself a new body part in that one.
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Old 02-15-2005, 08:19 AM
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