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Old 11-13-2004, 07:57 AM
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Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag
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Old 11-13-2004, 08:12 AM
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Well, you know, B, it just makes me sick. Somebody's always got to come up in here and be an asshole for being an asshole's sake. I thought I was I was at a horror forum, not Romper-fucking-Room.

Jesus Christ, stop with the teeth pulling already.

you'll find that they are all over the chance to scrap but rarely participate in the movie, etc. boards.
Thats what really pisses me off ...
If you have nothing to contribute .. why bother ?
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Old 11-13-2004, 09:41 AM
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Old 11-13-2004, 10:00 AM
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:27 PM
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:34 PM
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