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10-04-2010, 02:14 PM
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Back when i was a young lad. My two elder brothers and i watched a horror movie. I forget what it was called. It was about this female ghost that appeared when ever loud noise was made. Anyway. After the movie. My brothers shut me in the hallways and started banging on the door. screaming that she is coming she is coming. Scared the shit out of me to be honest.
Anyway. There was this old dude who lived on a stock route near our property. We use to drop him off some food etc. Just for the sake of it. Anyway. Mum hadn't seen him for about two weeks. So she told us to drop in on our way to school. To see if he was ok. (he lived in a caravan. (trailer to you Americans.) As we got to his caravan. My brothers went up to the door and knocked on it. With no answer. They kept on knocking, until one of them tried the door. They found it unlocked. They looked in then quickly left the van. They told me to come over. As there was a jar of money on the table if i wanted it. As i approched the door. I could smell probably the worst smell i ever smelled. As i got closer and the smell got stronger. I said nah. And started to back off. but they grabbed me, threw me into the van and shut the door. The old dude. i wont mention his name. Was at his table dead. It looked and smelled like he had been dead for a while. There was this black goo on the table that obviously was from his body. The smell was so bad it was burning my eyes and nose. Then my brothers started to bang on the door and rock the caravan screaming, "He is coming to get you. Here he comes." I wanted to bang on the door and yell to let me out. but i didn't want to make any noise as it might make him come after me. After failing to push my way back through the door. I jumped out the tiny window. Snagging my leg on the latch leaving a deep cut. After running a safe distance from the van. I watched as my brothers went back into the van to grab the jar of old coins. I had to go home. As the smell was all over me. In my clothes my hair, even on my skin. I told them that if they didn't give me the jar of coins i would tell mum. After giving me the coins. I went home and told mum on them. I lol'ed as they got the beating of their life time. Then they told mum about my coins. Then it was their turn to lol as i got a beating for stealing. Anyway. Till this day. I can't stand loud noise. Which is why i have perfect hearing.
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#225
10-07-2010, 10:20 AM
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I got pac man fever.
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10-07-2010, 11:27 AM
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We move like cagey tigers
We couldn't get closer than this The way we walk The way we talk The way we stalk The way we kiss We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter We bite and scratch and scream all night Let's go and throw All the songs we know... Into the sea You and me All these years and no one heard I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing We missed you hissed the lovecats We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully Wonderfully pretty! Oh you know that I'd do anything for you... We should have each other to tea huh? We should have each other with cream Then curl up by the fire And sleep for awhile It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream Into the sea You and me All these years and no one heard I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing We missed you hissed the lovecats We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully Wonderfully pretty! Oh you know that I'd do anything for you... We should have each other to dinner huh? We should have each other with cream Then curl up in the fire Get up for awhile It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream Hand in hand Is the only way to land And always the right way round Not broken in pieces Like hated little meeces... How could we miss Someone as dumb as this? I love you... let's go... Oh... solid gone... How could we miss Someone as dumb as this?
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#227
10-07-2010, 11:32 AM
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 The Green Bastard from parts unknown just declared me the winner......
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10-07-2010, 11:45 AM
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GreenMAN says that I win.
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#229
10-07-2010, 11:48 AM
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The Green Bastard would destroy your GreenMan in a wrestling match......
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10-07-2010, 12:59 PM
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you fell that? SHITQUAKE! I win Motherfronters
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