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Old 10-18-2008, 07:35 AM
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Bingo!

Urge finally chucks an extra rotten egg at House of the Dead, which scores the win with 7 rotting eggs...The Haunting (remake) gets 6 rotten eggs, while Gothika scores 2 decayed tomatoes.
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:37 AM
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gothica was pretty fucking horrible.

had i seen that one at the theatre instead of simply renting it - i may have voted for it.

i PAID to see house of the dead :mad:
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:41 AM
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This one is so bad it baffles even the best of bad-movie lovers, and wtf was Rutger Hauer thinking?!






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Confused after watching this one? Dont worry, everyone else was, too...nobody got what this one wanted to be, not even the makers...






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The one movie which is GURANTEED to score a vote from Rayne...yes, its THAT pathetic...one of the unforgivable blots of modern day cinema...

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Old 10-18-2008, 07:42 AM
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THE VILLAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


paid to see that one too !!
KILL IT KILL IT !!!
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:47 AM
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This one is so bad it baffles even the best of bad-movie lovers, and wtf was Rutger Hauer thinking?!

The same thing he was thinking when he made Bone Daddy - "Is it payday yet?"

Shamalammadingdong get's my vote(probably should get some kind of career award).
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:49 AM
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Didn't see Bleeders, and I don't think The Village is half as bad as everyone says - it was just poorly marketed. It's not a masterpiece, but it wouldn't get nearly as much shit if the trailers didn't make it look like the scariest movie ever made.

My vote has to go to Soul Survivors, mostly just for that gem of a tagline:rolleyes:
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:53 AM
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GRRRR...THE VILLAGE!!!

That was NOT a HORROR MOVIE!!!

Only one person died, and it was a freaking ACCIDENT

No one even stubbed a TOE

Oh, one little stab...And the guy recovered

WHAT THE HELL?!
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:54 AM
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Old 10-18-2008, 08:00 AM
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GRRRR...THE VILLAGE!!!

That was NOT a HORROR MOVIE!!!

Only one person died, and it was a freaking ACCIDENT

No one even stubbed a TOE

Oh, one little stab...And the guy recovered

WHAT THE HELL?!
Hence my point - had they advertised the movie that it actually was, it would have gone straight into Rayne's "I'll-Never-Watch-This-Because-It's-Not-Horror-And-I'm-Super-Closed-Minded" pile.

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Old 10-18-2008, 08:04 AM
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Hence my point - had they advertised the movie that it actually was, it would have gone straight into Rayne's "I'll-Never-Watch-This-Because-It's-Not-Horror-And-I'm-Super-Closed-Minded" pile.

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