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Old 11-13-2004, 07:00 AM
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I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.
that eminemeiemeniemen lyrics?
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:01 AM
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that eminemeiemeniemen lyrics?

Nope, B-rad!
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:03 AM
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I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:07 AM
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Nope, B-rad!
wtf is B-rad?
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:08 AM
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:10 AM
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wtf is B-rad?
your an I-9 now the only way out is in a box
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:11 AM
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your an I-9 now the only way out is in a box
I presume I-9 has something to do with being dead and flat and going out in a coffin?
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:13 AM
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I know that, but he still occasionally posted, aint seen him here for a few weeks now....maybe the kids have taken him hostage.
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:18 AM
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funny one......

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the living daylights out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little bugger has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:33 AM
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a very beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced, "I have a proposition for every single man here. I will give $1,000,000 or my daughter to the one man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he had. The crowd cheered him on as he kept swimming. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy, that was simply incredible! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the money?"

The man replied, "Listen, I don't want your money! I don't want your daughter! I just want the name of the person who pushed me in!":D
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