Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I want a nude scene.

Why do I have a feeling I'll get pulled into this? ;)
Seriously though, how did I get this character? haha

[Freak]

Originally Posted by Rayne

You're my son...Dude Guadalupe is your dad, but he never knew about you because I put you in an orphanage when you were born...You are now almost 11 years old...You don't really have anything to do with the rest of the kids, you just kinda keep to yourself...You're a kinda weird kid...a little scary...This is probably why:


:p :D

Sweet.Thank Mom!

[massacre man]

Wait, wait, wait. I want a nude scene, I want to use a gun while nude, and I want to play Playstation with Zero while clothed.

And I want to stab somebody with my penis.

[ferretchucker]

I can't think of many story lines for tommorow at the mo so give me some GOOD, SENSIBLE ideas.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by Freak

Sweet.Thank Mom!

No problem son...But, SHH, I haven't reclaimed you yet :p

Originally Posted by massacre man

Wait, wait, wait. I want a nude scene, I want to use a gun while nude, and I want to play Playstation with Zero while clothed.

And I want to stab somebody with my penis.

I'm sure you'll eventually get a chance to do all of that, but right NOW we're just working on a story for the SOAP...


:D

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Rayne

No problem son...But, SHH, I haven't reclaimed you yet :p
I'm sure you'll eventually get a chance to do all of that, but right NOW we're just working on a story for the SOAP...


:D

I could get amnesia and think that I'm a monkey. It could be dramatic.

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I could get amnesia and think that I'm a monkey. It could be dramatic.

That would give Zero an inferiority complex.:D

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

That would give Zero an inferiority complex.:D

Which would make him pissed off and bite somebody, giving them rabies, then we deal with the families pains and the people they take it out on. Every future storyline depends on me being naked.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to an alley behind some houses. A policeman is running fast. Shaky cam! The camera flashes ahead to show Murderdoll running ahead. She jumps over a fence and goes into somebody's back garden. The police man follows. He gets out his walkie talkie and calls for back. The voice on the other end answers.

Mothman: right away.

the policeman goes round a corner, just past the fence she went through. He looks around for a couple of seconds, then, murderdoll bursts through the fence with a knife. She stabs his leg.

Policeman: FUCK!!!

She pushes him over and carries on running. He pulls the knife out and chases after her. She trips and falls face first into some water.

Policeman: I am placing you under arrest for

She turns around and lunges at him. Her teeth crunch down of his nose. He screams and screams. Another policeman runs around the corner. She jumps over a fence to her left nd runs into its house. The other policeman follows and comes face to face with a woman sunbathing. she points to the house and he runs in.

Policeman: MD. It's me. Reg. Remember. I told you the joke about the goat, the frenchman and the dildo. come back to the station. Please.

a door closes and the policeman goes to the room it came from. The kitchen. murderdoll is standing just outside it. It's open. She points to the gas stove. Its on. She lights a zippo and throws it in. Theres a big explosion. She carries on running. Fade to the police station.

Tic: Okay, you're free to go. But I think his family want a word with you.

there are some angry, and sad looking people glaring at __V__.

Woman: We're suing you for $700,000. We found a judge.

__V__: What? Why?

Woman: Because of your wet floor without a wet floor sign, our psycom died. see you in court.

She hands him a piece of paper. Fade to The shop formerly known as VC's. A new woman is behind the till. Missmacabre walks in.

Missmacabre: Hello? Haven't seen you around here.

Woman: Name's Hammerfan. I'm the owners daughter.

Missmacabre: VC?

hammer: No. He just managed it. The owner lives in Stretham.

Missmacabre: Welcome to the neighborhood. Usually we have a pretty good bar. It would have been open today...but there was an accident.

Hammer: I read in the newspaper. i couldn't believe it. I bet it's been a while since someone died round here,

Missmacabre: You have a lot to learn. Well, just came to pick up my milk.

She buys it an leaves. She walks into her house and up the stairs. She fills a couple of water baloons up with the milk then leans out the window. SHe throws them at Psycoms family.

Miss: __V__ did nothing wrong!!!

Fade to the orphange. Freak is in the kitchen. He picks up a knife and looks at it. a nun walks in and shouts at him. Fade to the Newbs. __V__ and masacreman are talking.

__V__: How can I afford it?

Masacreman: We could help?

-_V__: $700,00? You can't.

Masacreman: Then there's only one thing for it.

__V__: What?

Massacreman: Leave.

Ending credits role.




Sorry this is short but I'm pretty tired.

[missmacabre]

Ya, that definately made my day right there.