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Ethel Hubbard: That is one fucking ugly man that goes there. Junior Hubbard: That's one fucking ugly man, Mama. Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know. Junior Hubbard: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.
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Trick us again girl and your suffering will be legendary, EVEN IN HELL!!! - Pinhead, Hellraiser. You think this is a fuckin' costume, man, this is a way of LIFE-uh!!! - Suicide, R.O.T.L.D. 
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...Oh god these characters crack me up!!!...
Ethel: [to chicken] I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that fuckin' crazy farm. Eeeeyah! [decapitates chicken] Junior: Eeeeyah! [imitates Ethel using spoon] Junior: Ha ha ha ha. Ethel: You big dildo. Eat your fucking slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world? Junior: Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama. fuck thats greAT:p
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Trick us again girl and your suffering will be legendary, EVEN IN HELL!!! - Pinhead, Hellraiser. You think this is a fuckin' costume, man, this is a way of LIFE-uh!!! - Suicide, R.O.T.L.D.
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02-02-2005, 01:23 AM
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Not horror but...
"Robocop".....you just fucked with the wrong guy...:)
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02-02-2005, 03:53 AM
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Ohhhh... Dont get me started.....:)
The crow: I have a little impression for ya... "Caw caw! Bang! Fuck I'm Dead!" "By all means, let's have an introspective moment of silence for poor old Tintin.' *Snoooooort*(s up a large line of coke) "Close the door on the way out!" "Oh, I Closes up for you reallll good, Massuh. Fuck you." "Not a good day to be a bad guy, is it Skank?" "I see you've made your decision. Now lets see you enforce it." "Ah hell, this is boring the shit out of me already. Kill Him!" I treally liked Michael Wincott in that movie.... Dog Soldiers: "You took the words right out of my mouth." "And you'll be taking my boot out of your mouth in a moment, joe, you baldy twat." "I hope i give you the shits, you fucking wimp!" "Lady, this skeezer here? is my best mate. He's the salt of the fucking earth. Dont get me wrong, all of the other men are right lovely lads. I'd let any one of them marry my sister.... if i had a sister." "We need something fast and loud" *Everyone including Ryan and the Dog look at Spoon* "What? You what?" Too many good ones. I will be back.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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02-02-2005, 11:35 PM
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"Here's to 6 miserable months on the wagon, and all the irrepairable harm its caused me"
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"Big deal, death comes with the territory......see you in Disneyland." RICHARD RAMIREZ (his reaction to receiving 19 death sentences)
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The Crow
''Move and your dead'' ''I'm dead and I move'' laugh at that everytime I see it.
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My favorite:
"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know, WHAT THE FUCK YOU"RE DOING WITH MY TIME!-Capn' Rhodes(Day of the Dead)
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