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hahahahaah....i got one.
WHAT IF.... You were forced to either watch your father perform oral sex on another man, or watch him take it up the ass, no questions, if you HAD TO witness one of these acts, eyes open?
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Gross...
If I was forced to watch that, I would hunt down and kill the person responsible.
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ok, assuming you could kill them, which one would you watch>
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I guess up the chute.
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Why did you choose that one I wonder?
ok, anyway thanks for being a good sport, I dont want to make anyone angry so y'all can ignore the last question if ya like. I didnt actually think anyone would answer... ok, here's one, if you could give a bone marrow transplant to either your significant other, or your mother, ONE ONLY, and the other one was going to die, what would you do?
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My mother. My family will always come first, no matter what.
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i
what if you were invisible?
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I would also rent myself out as a high priced special effect. think of the scenes you could make if you did not have to digitally remove an actor... I would be filthy rich..... Plus, people would buy anything i wrote because it was written by "The Invisible Man". Also, think of how kick-ass body paint would look...
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