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Illinois should be Illinoyed or home of Shitcago.
I wish that the southern part of the state would breakaway and form our own state.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
#12
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Mississippi - Come here if you would like to feel better about your home state.
P.S. I did not write these, they were emailed to me. |
#13
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Quote:
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) |
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Missouri: At least we're not Arkansas
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South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered!
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Alabama--First alphabetically, otherwise not close.
Texas--Home of the FDIC and Resolution Trust.
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Kansas - First of the rectangle states
That sucks. |
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yeah, these aren't that good, which is why I made mine up (unless it's been used elsewhere)
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Oregon-Dont come here its F'ing ghey.
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Everythings bigger in texas...ESPECIALLY advertising campaigns :rolleyes:
"Bigger in texas, better in a dodge" etc, etc.... |
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