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Old 09-07-2004, 12:47 PM
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Illinois should be Illinoyed or home of Shitcago.

I wish that the southern part of the state would breakaway and form our own state.
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:52 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:53 PM
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Illinois should be Illinoyed or home of Shitcago.

I wish that the southern part of the state would breakaway and form our own state.
you could call it "illinoiss" so people could actually pronounce the s and not sound like a moron. :D
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:59 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:28 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:25 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:30 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:44 PM
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:51 PM
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