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...we hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over head compartment or under the seat in front of you. If you're seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency please notify a flight attendant immediately. All electrical equiptment, including cell-phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD-Players, laptops etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitiude of 10,000 feet........