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Old 09-04-2004, 04:34 PM
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Steven H. Price : Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?

Watson Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

[after Price receives a call from Evelyn]
Channel 3 Reporter : So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price : Neither. My wife.

Steven H. Price : [after throwing a wrench and disengaging the lock-down] So much for a PhD in engineering.

Evelyn Stockard-Price : Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price : Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not so retractable blade, the Jim Jones kool-aide which was exactly that.
Evelyn Stockard-Price : Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.

Watson Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
[Looks at Evelyn]
Watson Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?
[Evelyn gives him a glare]
Watson Pritchett : Yeah, I'm alright.
[Goes back to heavy drinking]



And most anything else from House on Haunted Hill.
yeah house on haunted hill had some great ones

Sara Wolfe : I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.

Eddie Baker : Right, then where will we be?

Watson Pritchett : Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
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Old 09-04-2004, 04:36 PM
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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[Into mic]
Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to farva]
Burger Kid: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents and Look how much you get.
Thorny : look kid he dosen't want it.
Farva : I'll just take a litter of cola.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] litter-a-cola? do we sell litter-a-cola?
[to farva]
Burger Kid: what's a litter-a-cola?
Farva : [slowly starts shouting] litter is French for
[Grabs Burger kid by shirt]
Farva : give me my fucking cola








Great fucking scene!
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Old 09-04-2004, 04:39 PM
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Farva : MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
[Mac punches Farva in the stomach]
Farva : oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.
[Ursula walks by]
Farva : Lady in blue comin through
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Old 09-04-2004, 04:40 PM
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Mac : How's your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny : Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Mac : What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's crotch]
Thorny : Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
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its powder sugar

its delicious
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its powder sugar

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good one kk13!
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Old 09-04-2004, 05:04 PM
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yeah farva rocks
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