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#11
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Do my split personalities count as a couple(s)?
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"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out. Nosferatu, Does not this word sound like the call of the death bird at Midnight? You dare not say it since the pictures will fade into dark shadows, ghostly dreams will rise from your heart and feed on your own blood |
#12
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Only if they are dating each other.
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#13
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I don't know, I'm always blacked out when they manifest themself. Anyone want to videotape a session?
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"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out. Nosferatu, Does not this word sound like the call of the death bird at Midnight? You dare not say it since the pictures will fade into dark shadows, ghostly dreams will rise from your heart and feed on your own blood |
#14
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only if fisting is involved
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#15
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Hmmm... I don't know if I want to video tape it...
Maybe we can solve this by having you answer this one simple question... Do you ever 'wake up/snap out' out these episodes to find your clothes strewn about and you sitting there naked wondering why you feel like you just had sex, but there is no one in the room? |
#16
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Everytime I had sex with my ex-wife I felt like I was the only one in the room!
I also have this horrible feeling that I don't want to look in the trunk of my car...
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"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out. Nosferatu, Does not this word sound like the call of the death bird at Midnight? You dare not say it since the pictures will fade into dark shadows, ghostly dreams will rise from your heart and feed on your own blood |
#17
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Hmmm...
How long has it been since you actually did look in the trunk of your car? |
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3 months, 28 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 37 seconds
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#19
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LOL...You guys are crazy...
Anthony and Brit...You aren't the only ones;)
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
#20
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Just me and my moms Glamour magazine.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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