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I was going to ask this one girl if I could borrow a pen, but what came out was "I'd like to have anal sex with you, please."
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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i know ive got plenty, probbaly some scandalous ones, but i can only remeber one
my cousin and i were watching animal planet and nigel marvin came on. either it was a hot day, or i was thinking of someone else, but i said 'oh i love nigel marvin. hes so hot" anyway, its only funny if you know who he is. http://www.nigelmarven.com/
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I can remember several--one horror related.
My girlfriend's mother ask what movie her daughter and I were going to see--remember this was the early 1960's--I said "The Killer Screws". (should have been 'Killer Shrews." I was very drunk in a bar I'd never been in before, I couldn't remember if the waitress's name was Regina or Virginia--so I called her--Vagina. (asked to leave) Working in an employment agency--intended to ask very attractive Hispanic female if she was bilingual--ask if she was bisexual instead--luckily she laughed.
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