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Sam... that's just way too long for a joke.
Love the college one.
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08-17-2004, 01:20 PM
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Ahhhh..
I just ate boogers.
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in response to your little pic of the difference between europe and the us, shanks, this one's for you :
what do you call a pretty girl in england ? ... a tourist :D the french really hate the british !! lol
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funny song
one of the funniest songs i've ever heard. From broadway musical Avenue Q. The songs is a little long so i put only the chorus.
Title: Everyone's a little bit Racist chorus: Everyone's a little bit racist Sometimes. Doesn't mean we go Around committing hate crimes. Look around and you will find No one's really color blind. Maybe it's a fact We all should face Everyone makes judgments Based on race. Everyone's a little bit racist Today. So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay! Ethinic jokes might be uncouth, But you laugh because They're based on truth. Don't take them as Personal attacks. Everyone enjoys them - So relax!
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08-21-2004, 07:43 PM
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God I love Shaggy Dog jokes....Saw it comming, but...lol
What did the bed say to the person who was up too late? I have no clue, Im too tired....see ya'll
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What's silver and red and waddles into walls?
A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes. What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles? A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate. Gotta love zombie babies....
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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