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Old 08-07-2004, 02:02 PM
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I actually was a clown at one point. It was a one-time gig, an easy fifty during the summer of my first year in college. It sucked. I was a terrible clown. I'm funny to adults ... but kids just want you to fall down and hit yourself in the balls. They don't want to hear any witty one-liners or a zing on a friend. They want balloon animals, magic tricks, and for the clown to hurt himself very badly.

So, I was a terrible clown. The parents didn't want to pay me at first. Thankfully, they were afraid of clowns so they coughed up the dough just to get me to leave.
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:58 PM
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I think people need to address the fact that the Insane Clown Posse are shit-nuggets.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 PM
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Re: anyone afraid of clowns?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:28 PM
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:29 PM
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:33 PM
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Yes i know this comes as a blow. Its because i used to like them a LONG time ago when no one else did. Then everybpdy in my damn town started listening to them and they got way played out and im tired of listening to them and they annoy me............there i let it outta my system. But anyways i can only listen to one of their songs every 4 months. And their new album sucked too....................IM SORRY JAY!
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Yes Santa scared me........I had Fred instead! I can't help it! It was true!:rolleyes:
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:51 PM
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Wasnt making fun of you 99, just wanted to confirm what I read, thats all.;)
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:09 PM
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How y'all be afraid of clowns. They be stupid. That universoul circus and shit, nigga pleaz, they be nuthin.
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:12 PM
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My ex was afraid of dolls and clowns, and I thought it was funny...so I actually got him a clown doll! haha. :p
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