how secure r u with ur sexuality?

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Not in the least, normally Im quite eloquent in my diction. Unfortunately, online with lack of heard word, sometimes an attempt at humor is lost.

Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D

It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.

What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.

ZING!

[newb]

You know your a redneck if:

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

[newb]

You know your a redneck if:

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

[newb]

You know your a redneck if:

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

[newb]

You know your a redneck if:

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.





OK.....I'm done

[moonsorrow]

Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.

just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!

other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'

just owndering what others takes are!

i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P

hmmm.... ok...

[Je Suis Phnomne]

you might be a redneck if:

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".

ok.... im done too

[ShankS]

rahhhhhhh