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This movie sucked more balls than Paris Hilton on prom night! It's a pathetic excuse for a horror movie and considering the mid level budget they had, you would think they could make sure the springboards are out the camera shot when the decide to make the retarded looking zombies hurl through the air, but they didn't. If this movie ever has a sequel the horror genre is officially dead.
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i love the game
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yeah, you can always guarantee, they'll be some good reading on this forum early in the morning.
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i think i would have sat through look whos talking before house of the dead, ..did anyone else find it funny that the fight scene at the end, the guy or the girl didnt have any blood on the weapon or thier clothes werent dirty.. DAMMIT!! i even think the make- up was cheap like those little oil wax crayons you get from wal-mart every halloween..
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Schmirnoff's vodka made this movie a lot more fun to sit through. The rediculas nudity didn't hurt either. I'd rather watch Resident Evil. Which reminds me, I just finished reading George Romero's script for RE from back when he was set to direct and it's not bad. I don't know why they didn't want to film this, it's way more accurate to the game then Paul Anderson's version was. The Hunters, the Plant and the Tyrant were all in there and so were all the characters.
By the way, the same guy who made HOTD wants to make a Bloodrayne movie. I say we stop him before he films again.
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Zing! Haha, that was good.. I never saw it, but when the trailers hit tv and i had to listen to "Y'all gon' make me lose mah mind, up in hea, up in hea." every fucking time the commercial came on... ooooo, scary. Who was that, Jah Rule? I knew then that the people involved were completely retarded in regards to horror. Shit, Gore Verbinski made a scary pg-13 movie (the ring), and he made MOusehunt....
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Yeah, what a scary movie...OOOO...and those video game snippits were OFF DA HOOK!! I was totally like JUMPING IN MA' SEAT 'GRO!! I WAS STRAIGHT UP SCARED!! WORD!! WAS TRIPPIN'!!
....excuse me whilst I go vomit...
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