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How did know this was coming, Shanks? :D
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I think I would want to know when and how. That way, I'd be able to do all sorts of things I'm too scared to do now. For example, if I knew I was going to die 37 years from now from lung cancer ... then I could go ahead and punch that cow who's always taking a dump whenever I drive by it.
Or, I could go ahead and bungee jump. Or, I could go ahead and fly on that plane without a stress in the world. Or, I could go ahead and murder that ho who took my money. Or, I could go ahead and walk over to my neighbor's house and tell them to shut the fuck up, it's 2 o'clock in the goddamn morning. Or, I could eat that month old sandwhich I found in the back of the fridge. Etc.
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Andheres a fraudulent site that claims to know when yu'll die, as fake as it is, itz still kinda neat. http://www.deathclock.com/ Accordin to this, Ill live to be... 74, which is the exact average lifespan of a Canadian guy....Coincidance? Ya, Right.
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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well apparently i'm suppose to die on Wed. June 21st 2051....
wait today is the 21st of June!!!! ok now i'm really freaked out!
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The deathclock says I'll kick the bucket Sunday Dec 31, 2062
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   Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison
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Sunday August 31st, 2006
*grinz* guess I gotta break out my Havoc list
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Sunday July 13, 2014
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"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out. Nosferatu, Does not this word sound like the call of the death bird at Midnight? You dare not say it since the pictures will fade into dark shadows, ghostly dreams will rise from your heart and feed on your own blood
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