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The Capt Spaulding shit on the House of 1000 corpses dvd menu was fucking hilarious...
"Well, Shit the bed! What the fuck are you doing here?" LOL!:D I agree with pretty much all that has been posted so far. I also laughed my ass off at the "The Sickness", swing version scene in the new Dawn of the Dead. It's not funny, but i am always in hysterics in Aliens when Hudson goes batshit at the end. "You want some of this? How bout you? You want some too? Fuck you!" Last but not least, Dog Soldiers has soem AWESOME lines in it. "Knock me out. Punch me." Whack! "That all you got, you fucking pussy?! I said Knock me ou.." Whack! "So Ryan, Have you tried licking your balls yet?" And good ol' Spooney: "I hope i give you the shits, you fucking wimp." :D I'm giggling right now:)
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06-17-2004, 05:56 AM
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Dead Alive. Hands down has to be one of the most quotable horror films I've seen.
"I kick ass for the Lord!" :D "Your mom ate my dog!" "Not all of it." :D Great stuff.
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06-17-2004, 05:59 AM
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House on Haunted Hill remake, also one of the scariest once it gets going.
Watson Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. ^ Only a funny line cause its Chris Kattan, god hes awesome in that movie.... Evelyn Stockard-Price: Get off me, you pervert! Steven H. Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever. Evelyn Stockard-Price: Very funny, Stephen. Have you? [after Price receives a call from Evelyn] Channel 3 Reporter: So Mr. Price, business or pleasure? Steven H. Price: Neither. My wife. [Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone] Steven H. Price: Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three" Evelyn Stockard-Price: Oh, Steven, you poor, clueless old geek. No matter how it ended, just know one thing: ever since I first laid eyes on you, I have always loved... your money. [Steven Price surprises Eddie, Sara, and Pritchett. Eddie almost shoots Price with his gun] Eddie Baker: That's a good way to get your head blown off, man! Steven H. Price: I'll recommend it to Evelyn. Evelyn Stockard-Price: Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second. Watson Pritchett: Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die. [Looks at Evelyn] Watson Pritchett: How you doin' tonight? [Evelyn gives him a glare] Watson Pritchett: Yeah, I'm alright. [Goes back to heavy drinking] I love that movie so damn much....
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06-17-2004, 07:44 AM
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Any of the Evil Dead series
IT, so stupid it was funny Sleepwalkers
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All the Scary Movies kicked ass. and www.store.halloweenstore.com i think is what Rebel Yell suggested has a shit load of House of 1000 corpses merchandise on that site including Capt. Spaulding, Dr. Satan, and Otis masks. Plus Tiny's shirt which states " Cheap Ass Halloween Costume "
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american psycho (great one liners) Bride of chucky
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