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Old 06-10-2004, 09:43 PM
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that would make you the "asshole" of the movie, and we all know what becomes of them




see, that's the problem. Everyone on here pretty much knows the rules of zombie movies, so we're all gonna be the Badass or the Hero (except for bwind)

Thats why I suggested answering honestly the first time through... To see how you would really fare.
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Old 06-10-2004, 09:55 PM
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Thats why I suggested answering honestly the first time through... To see how you would really fare.
well, lets go through it question by question, cause I've got nothing better to do

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While spending a weekend in an old cabin in the woods with your significant other, you stumble across an ancient looking book with the enchanting title of "The Necromonicon". What do you do with it?
I'm paranoid and I like to burn things, so I went with "Burn it"


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Of the following choices, your perferred weekend getaway would be:
I don't like traveling, I don't like woods, and I don't like crowds, plus I don't have "prey", so I went with "Anyplace where you, your friends, and your significant other can all kick back and party"


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So you are out on a date, and he/she starts to act a little funny. Not very talkative, seems to be rather slow, rather bad breath, and wants to nibble on you a bit too enthusiastically. Upon taking their temperature, you discover that their skin is freezing cold. What to do?
Once again, paranoid. Plus, I always wanted to shoot something with a shotgun, so I went with "Not another one. Why do all the hot ones turn out to be the undead? Now where is your shotgun?"

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So it's happened. The zombies are coming. Your weapon of choice? (Choose all that apply)
I didn't see the "choose all that apply" thing, so I just went with the most logical choice, the machine gun

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Fighting Tactic of Choice
It's zombies, and they die by getting shot in the head. I'd run away, but that doesn't make the zombies any more shot in the head. So I went with "A single shot to the head"

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So, you've found yourself in a mansion infected with a host of zombies and other genetically mutated critters, each equally as nasty. Where is the safest place to be?
Couldn't think of anything, so I went with "Does it matter?"

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Does this look infected to you?
I'm assuming that I know about the zombies, and I honestly wouldn't take any chances, so I went with ""I dunno. But we can't take any chances." -BAMM- "Sorry mate.""

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Oh no, there is an evil horde of the undead headed in your general direction! And worse, you are out of ammo/weapons. What do you do?
"Casually light yourself a cigarette, daring them to get close" mostly because it wouldn't be any less useless than the other ones, and at least I'd have a kick-ass death scene
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:12 PM
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I think alot of us are bad-ass zombie killers.

Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie.

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Old 06-10-2004, 10:13 PM
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img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/sidhedreams/1040722529_uiz_badass.jpg" border="0" alt="Zombie_BadAss"><br>Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing<br>zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora<br>Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently,<br>you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you<br>are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy<br>model girlfriend is a zombie.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/sidhedreams/quizzes/The%20Zombie%20Movie%20Survival%20Quiz/"> <font size="-1">The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

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Old 06-10-2004, 10:15 PM
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right click the image
click properties
highlight the url (that http:// thing)
right click the highlighted url
click copy
go back to the thread
click reply
click IMG
right click where the URL goes
click paste
click ok
click Submit Reply






There, now you won't screw up
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:17 PM
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I think alot of us are bad-ass zombie killers.

Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie.
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Old 06-10-2004, 11:11 PM
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Im the hero :):D

I thought it was funny how my country was considered a place 4 me to holiday...................:rolleyes:
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Old 06-11-2004, 04:41 AM
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Oh wow SAM with the exception of one Question We answered the same. Kinda scary!!! I really love doing those tests, Anybody got anymore???
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:11 AM
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:20 AM
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I'm a hero. Yay me.

there arent enough details though. I wish it were deeper.
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