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06-08-2004, 08:23 AM
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A 12 inch, huge, spike covered BLACK DILDO.
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06-08-2004, 08:29 AM
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My weapon would be weak willed subordinates who would do anything i tell them to.
It worked for chuck manson...
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06-08-2004, 08:30 AM
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Actually, I would blow up the sun and wipe out the entire known galaxy.
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06-08-2004, 08:34 AM
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I'd gut my victims. So I guess I'd use a knife or something
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06-08-2004, 10:54 AM
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dont make me tell you twice, I dont think enough people are killed with these
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06-08-2004, 11:01 AM
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My weapons of choice would have to be a chainsaw, I know unoriginal but since I cut down trees for so long I have a few laying around. Also a wooden spoon, an eggbeater, and a maglite.
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   Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison
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06-08-2004, 11:25 AM
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06-08-2004, 12:22 PM
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gotta go with a ball bat here.....or a sharp piece of metal
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I would pull a Kavorkiak on their ass and take a poisoned syringe to their neck, or Michael Bolton records ;)
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