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05-05-2004, 02:10 PM
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They were a large family of inbred cannibals who lived in the hills of scotland in - I think - the 18th century, they'd occasionally abduct and eat travellers and homeless people, I think they were all hanged.
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Alley Chick: Thank you, thank you. That guy was going to kill me. Spike: Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood. Got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit. Alley Chick: What?!? Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle. Alley Chick: I was just trying to get home. Spike: Take a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don’t get in the van! Stupid cow. 
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05-05-2004, 03:19 PM
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I'm my favorite legend.
How so? Well I'm a Ninja. I once killed a kid for opening a window. Why? Because I felt like it, I'm a Ninja, I need no reason why. Once some guy dropped a spoon, so I went and killed the whole town, fucked the guy who dropped the spoon then killed him, and proceeded to grab the spoon before it hit the floor. I can have a months worth of sex with a girl in half a second. One moment she'll be relaxed and fully clothed, the next moment she'll be drenched in her own sweat, breathing heavily and naked. Yeah, that's right. Did you feel that? You're now impregnated with 20 of my children. Bitches.
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05-05-2004, 06:01 PM
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05-05-2004, 06:07 PM
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ok then shows hes not to great at sex if the girl doesnt feel anything and can blow his load that quick.
Anyways one of my fave legends hails from York PA The Seven Gates of hell An old asylum lays back in the hills of York. The asylum burnt to the ground after a fire broke loose . The inmates escaped into the nearbye woods but were all found dead, naked and mutilated. I call this the orgy of death. Not just bodies were found though. seven gates now lie around the rubbled remains of the old asylum, the fifth being the farthest that anyone has gotten. Intense feelings and death have resulted from trying to comlete the gates. And the only way to shake the spirits, as it is rumored, is to go back through the gates. Im gonna go check it out this summer cuz I know where it is. THATS RIGHT I FOUND IT AND IM A DAMN GHOST HUNTER. lol sry to go off like that but i love the paranormal and the unknown. just need to find a sexy female partner in PA to go on adventures with. Any takers?
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05-05-2004, 06:09 PM
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I said I can have months of sex in a half second. In case you are stupid, imagine have sex for like 5 months straight. Now think this through slowly. Don't worry; take your time, dim wit.
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05-05-2004, 06:11 PM
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NM it doesent matter so you blow a 60 gallon load at once big deal. lol
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a girl doesnt wanna go to a party but her roomate goes and she falls asleep she hears gurguling and banging on the door she is scared and then falls back asleep when she wakes up her roomate was in front of the door with her throat cut
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05-05-2004, 06:13 PM
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sure, Evisc, but can you commit Seppuku with a frisbee?
my favorite legend-that-you've-not-heard-of is the Piasa bird
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