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I had to get my balls ultrasounded once. That was awkward. And I didn't even get a cute technician.
Go MD.
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the problem is I don't know which one is the most awkward.
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God that was so awkward. That was when I was at raynes and the doctor didn't do shit and I had to miss work and the baby kept throwing shit at my ballllls motherFUCKER.
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in high school we were doing these dumb 2 person team book reports for english class. I was teamed up with this girl named sarah who I rarely ever said more than three words to and we were having fun doing this book report, she told me that she did a book report with my friend cody before and that he was really smart etc. and she really liked him. so I was like well ask him out yo, and she was like no, no, later etc. I was like fuck that, I'll ask him for you. so I turned around and asked cody if he wanted to go out with her. he totally ignored me and I got pissed off as sarah was kind of pulling my shoulder and saying stop, obviously he doesn't like me etc. and I was like fuck that, he's ignoring me he didn't hear me etc. so eventually I said something along the lines of "answer me you cock sucking faggot" and the teacher came in to hear it as cody started yelling at me he was beat red. the teacher was so shocked, I'll never forget his face. so sarah is trying to disappear into her desk, cody is absolutely livid and the whole class is staring at me. I got sent to the principals office, and we just talked about random crap for an hour. (principle = super cool and best friend's father) then I saw cody years later at christmas and he introduced me to his... yes his boyfriend. so he told him that story to introduce us and I was like... yup that's what I said. :o that's probably why in high school I stuck to just being terrible to everyone, because trying to be nice ended up even worse.
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Hmm. One time I got hit in the head by a prop windmill on the field in front of 2000 people during our marching show.
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I still don't get it. It's 3:30 am kiddo
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