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Old 04-08-2004, 04:51 PM
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OMG that was soOoOOoOoOo lame! even for you Bane! OoOoOh you're Sooo scary! you might make it look like I said something that I didn't!:eek: I'm gonna pee myself! I'm soo scared!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you have proven your idiocy
i agree w/ ya . i think hes running low on cleverness so he has recycle all the stupid stuff hes said b4
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:01 PM
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OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:03 PM
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OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons
lol i like #3 the best. these r pretty good sff:D
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:50 PM
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Thank ya, thank ya.

This thread kicks ass. Great idea, bloody.:cool:

Here are some more that just popped into my head:

1. The young man's guide to wet dreams
2. What Mommy keeps in her bottom dresser drawer
2. Jacks: It's craps for kids
thanx :) just got in my email from a freind and he said to him it sounded scary and it poped in to my head to post it her

1 sounds kool:)
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Old 04-08-2004, 07:03 PM
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1. How mommy got pregnant AKA Tales from the busted rubber
2. Hey Dummy, Santa Claus isn't real
3. So you want to be a grown up? A detailed guide about armpit sweat and pubic hairs
lmao those r good:D
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Old 04-08-2004, 07:09 PM
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lmao those r good:D

LOL I could just keep going on this. It's very addictive.

1. The truth about Mud Pies
2. It's OK to pee in the pool
3. Things to say to Uncle Joe when he loses his job
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Old 04-08-2004, 07:11 PM
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LOL I could just keep going on this. It's very addictive.

1. The truth about Mud Pies
2. It's OK to pee in the pool
3. Things to say to Uncle Joe when he loses his job
lol i like the pee in the pool one. keep them coming i know u have more
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:46 AM
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Re: books never made by golden books

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got this from my friend hope u guys like this

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
hahaha. Are these real titles of books?

Those all sound like books you made up even though they are funny. :)
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:49 AM
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OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons
lol! hahaha!
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:52 AM
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My Golden Titles That Never Made It-

1. Mommy, why is that guy sticking a stick in that girls butt?
2. Your teacher is nice, but she does not like you.
3. Do not try, you are just going to fail anyways.
4. Why I hate you and love your brother more.
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