30 second rule

[ferretchucker]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

That's the 5 second rule. :p

Good lord! What have you been eating?!

Depends on how fussy you are. For me it depends on the food.

[Zero]

true story: i'm sitting in newark airport food court waiting for my flight. a family is next to me and the little girl drops part of her big pretzel and starts to pick it up off the floor and eat it. her mom screams - DON'T and the little girl says, but mooom what about the five second rule - the mom screams IN NEWARK IT IS THE ZERO SECOND RULE!! i spit coke through my nose i laughed so hard

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Depends on how fussy you are. For me it depends on the food.

I'm a little mental. If it hits the floor at all, it goes to the dog or in the trash. I have to wash my hands if I touch anything the least bit unsanitary.

Maybe some kind of disorder? Or maybe because I work in the food service industry?

[Zero]

wait - i thought working in the food industry made you LESS sanitary

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by Zero

true story: i'm sitting in newark airport food court waiting for my flight. a family is next to me and the little girl drops part of her big pretzel and starts to pick it up off the floor and eat it. her mom screams - DON'T and the little girl says, but mooom what about the five second rule - the mom screams IN NEWARK IT IS THE ZERO SECOND RULE!! i spit coke through my nose i laughed so hard

Because it was naturally funny, or because she said "Zero"?

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:D

[Zero]

Originally Posted by VampiricClown

Because it was naturally funny, or because she said "Zero"?

............

:D

and then i hit her in the head with some flying pooh!!! how dare she invoke my holy name!!!

[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by Zero

wait - i thought working in the food industry made you LESS sanitary

Not when you work in compliance with the main Health Departments and such. I don't WORK the food industry. I install, train people, and inspect.

;)

[Zero]

be afraid - be very afraid

[Kleptron]

True story: Zeros monkey ass gave me a boner. Is that normal?:confused:

[Zero]

Originally Posted by Kleptron

True story: Zeros monkey ass gave me a boner. Is that normal?:confused:

yes - sadly common