Deep thoughts by HDC

[crabapple]

Yes, we all deal with problems, it is one of the things we share as people. I hope you feel better soon. You poo nuts bear! :)

[fortunato]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too!