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Nova, what are you sorry about? You made sense to me.
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Yeah,i know how you feel about that.Mike is wayyyyy more mature than my ex,who is 10 years older than him;)
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But that's not fair to compare someone else to me. I'm awesome.
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I triple posted:o
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Thats why i compare everyone to your awesomeness;) ;) ;)
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What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?
That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs. I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie. 1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be: 2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be: 3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need: 4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish: 5. Colon of Steel. It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation. I'm a simple man with simple needs.
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