I had to wrestle a Croc...

[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by DraculaInDallas

Someone has to say it, might as well be me........;) :D

The poor guy....I mean pup.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar

The poor guy....I mean pup.

Yep, it's one of the better stfu n00b pics I've found. Right to the point!!!:D

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Azazel005

...and then skin him, and mold the skin into a makeshift cable to hook up to the internet, just post here. Chrono... don't say I never do anything for you...

Hi everyone! I'm Az, and I am pretty sure a know everything. I hail from the dusty land down under, and so long as no one tells, I didn't actually wrestle a crocodile, skin it or create a makeshift cable. I have been told that this is a wonderful place full of frivolity and tales about zombies, puppies and zombies eating puppies, I figured it was worth some investigation. In all fairness, I try very hard to not be too pretentious sounding, but not very successfully, so I'd appreaciate if you at least try not to lynch me. The inner movie critic in me has been pretty lazy lately so I may observe more then comment so as to avoid saying anything else stupid.

Nonetheless nice to meet you all.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually RARELY go into this part of the forum - I saw you in the Games forum and nearly inhaled my oatmeal (wow - I just reread that and realized that I happen to have a certain knack for being and sounding utterly lame).

WELCOME, AZ!

And dare I say, you're looking mighty handsome... ;)


...

P.S. This interweb difficulty you speak of... I wasn't aware that you were living in the OUTBACK and had to rub two armadillos together to get a connection.

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

P.S. This interweb difficulty you speak of... I wasn't aware that you were living in the OUTBACK and had to rub two armadillos together to get a connection.

I'm impressed if he can find 1 armadillo in the outback, let alone 2...

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Vodstok

I'm impressed if he can find 1 armadillo in the outback, let alone 2...

Armadillos aren't native to Australia? I just assumed that all silly animals were. You know, like kangaroos, platypuses... Silly animals.

[fortunato]

Originally Posted by DraculaInDallas

Someone has to say it, might as well be me........;) :D

i must admit, while a hearty welcome certainly has its place, it's refreshing to see you flaming noobs again. :D

[ChronoGrl]

I just had to Google "STFU." :o

[Azazel005]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

Azazel?

Supernatural series fan?...Or just general demonology buff?

I actually have never seen Supernatural so it’s not that. I actually first heard the name in the film “Fallen” and I just liked the sound of it, it rolled off the tongue so nicely. Then I added the license to kill bit at the end to keep my interweb alter ego mine, ALL MINE!

Originally Posted by novakru

Your 1st post was in the thread about the coolest game to come along in a decade...I like you already:D

Welcome puppy:)

Weeee! I am popular already! Danke ;)

Originally Posted by neverending

There's more talk about demon naked cats than puppies.

Are the demon naked cats being eaten by zombies? Maybe at least cross breeding with puppies? We are not putting the Naked deomn cats in the Microwave are we?

Originally Posted by fortunato

with an introductory post that contains proper grammar, no smileys, words with 3+ syllables, and even a tinge of humor, i really mean it when i say "welcome".

I know what you mean Fortunato, its sad when some of the mere basics of human communication kind of impress us; such is the vast faceless void of the internet.

Originally Posted by newb

...maybe...if you pass certain tests.

Uh oh... this isn't going to end up with me wearing bugger all clothing and standing around saying funny things with my weird accent is it?

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually RARELY go into this part of the forum - I saw you in the Games forum and nearly inhaled my oatmeal (wow - I just reread that and realized that I happen to have a certain knack for being and sounding utterly lame).

WELCOME, AZ!

Heh, it's part of your charm Chrono. Like I said don't say I never do anything for you!

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

Armadillos aren't native to Australia? I just assumed that all silly animals were. You know, like kangaroos, platypuses... Silly animals.

Well we don't have armadillos, we do have Echidna, I had to use one of those to attach the makeshift crocodile skin cable to a passing kangaroo to increase my internet range. Little know fact kangaroos are natural internetty-stuff conductors, it's true!

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

I just had to Google "STFU." :o

*shakes head* Noob.


ANYway, thank you all so much for your warm greetings, I'll try to behave, but it's not my strongest suit.

[Festered]

Hell, you get style points from me, just for knowing how to edit your posts.

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Azazel005

Well we don't have armadillos, we do have Echidna, I had to use one of those to attach the makeshift crocodile skin cable to a passing kangaroo to increase my internet range. Little know fact kangaroos are natural internetty-stuff conductors, it's true!

You silly Australian. You're trying to communicate but all I hear you saying is, "Kangaroo kangaroo crocodile koala. Koala koala koala g'day Fosters. Shrimp bar-bee kangaroo."