would you like to kill me

[Egekrusher]

Heh... ya know, that was a little too easy for me to come up with...

[rikki]

I wouldn't kill you, either. That would just be plain mean.

But if I really had to for whatever reason, I'd probably just be a plain jane and shoot you in the head and then calmly walk away.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

I dont have a reason to want to kill ya hmmmmm unless I found out you were some dress wearing, tuckin your mangina between your legs, dancing infront of the mirror type freak, and if you were I'd probably go for a mental type death...

Drive you insane with fear of being killed, might take a few months to complete but slowly watch you consumed with paranoia until you just took your own life, thereby making it a suicide "killing two birds with one stone", you'd be dead and I wouldnt have to touch ya.

[predfan]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hmm... ok, so did I gross everyone out?

that grossed me out lol

[last bad move]

i first saw dm's and went fuck that thats sick and then i saw eggkruser and there was no comparision i wouldnt want to meet you guys spicialy eggkruser. good one

[avenged_soul]

Originally posted by last bad move
if you where going to kill me how would you do it?

only if u deserve it! and then i would have to hide the body which is easy and then i'd probally end up in jail or som insaine asilum or something and im not in the mood to go to jail!

[Ultimamk]

Though I would never want to, hypothetically I would...

1. I would nail you to a trash can, putting the nails through your hands and ankles.

2. I would then, after sealing your wounds with some sort of fire device, strip you of your clothes and leave you by the street for hours upon hours so those who walk or drive by can laugh.

3. I would make an old, 200 pound French woman with hairy... everything have her way with you for an equal amount of hours.

4. I would burn off your genitalia.

5. I would carve the words "Eat my toast, bitch!" into your chest with a sharpened stick covered in dog-shit.

6. I would then shoot paintballs at random parts of your body at close range with an Angel.

7. I would make you watch a series of Martha Stewart and Barney the Dinosaur episodes for a day.

8. Make you eat donkey testicles.

9. Cut up your legs and arms with pocket knife.

10. Gouge out your eyes with metal shrapnel.

11. Pull out each hair from your head, one by one, until your bald.

12. Do the same with your teeth.

13. I would then go Jack the Ripper on your organs.

14. If you were still alive then I'd cover your body in concrete (not the head) and drown you.

[last bad move]

we have a winner

[VenomX]

I'd smother you in gravy you dirty man

[avenged_soul]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hmm... ok, so did I gross everyone out?

no i enjoied it! i wrote a story about a girl who killed her b/f and she had to get rid of the body and did but then she started to hear his voice in her head *duh not like he was sitting next to her he's dead* lol but it eventually drives her insaine and she goes into a mental institution! not bad for my first story i must say!