Right now . . .

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Zero

sounds kind of lonely

*the couple continues to type as camera pans back slowly. all you can hear is the sound of their typing. camera continues to zoom out. The Shins "New Slang" starts up in the background and gets louder as the camera pulls away down the apartment hallway.*

...

Ok, we're not that out of touch. I was being slightly hyperbolic. We actually joke about it when we pull out our laptops and become engrossed with whatever tangent we're on... He's currently looking up movies on rareflix.com.

I'm vaguely distracted as the Finnish family downstairs just lost a ferret. Not so much concerned for my well being, but for the poor ferret that is most likely wandering around downtown Maynard, MA in the cold, and its poor little mate left at the mercy of those wretched children. Ferrets are high maintence. If you leave them alone, they get depressed. Poor little guy.


*focus in on ferret alone in his cage, lying in its ferret hammock in solitary. Aimee Mann's version of "One is the Loneliest Number" comes on as the camera zooms out, showing the cage against a solid white wall, grey carpeted floor...*

...

Now there's a vignette for you.

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by newb

yeah...but are youse nekkid?

The laptop suddenly slides between...

[newb]

Originally Posted by Zero

you are very trying!

at least I don't throw my poo







much

[ChronoGrl]

... the couch cushions, you pervert.

[Zero]

at least when i'm with a woman i fling my pooh at her! i'm attentive like that

[newb]

Originally Posted by Zero

at least when i'm with a woman i fling my pooh at her! i'm attentive like that

hmmmm.......could explain your recent "female troubles".






i kid...i kid

we love our monkey man

[Zero]

ouch - - - seriously ouch

i'm sitting semi-intoxicated and alone and my so-called friends dont' just stick in the knife but give it a little twist

thanks man - really - thanks

[newb]

Originally Posted by Zero

ouch - - - seriously ouch

i'm sitting semi-intoxicated and alone and my so-called friends dont' just stick in the knife but give it a little twist

thanks man - really - thanks

Sorry bro...just trying to help. I've been married for over 25 years. She's not even to keen on my farting....never mind if I started to fling shit at her.

BTW....did you enjoy Martin?

[Zero]

yep - martin = good

watching seinfeld rerun now - drinking heavily while dog sleeps peacefully nearby

this - for what its worth - is my life

[crabapple]

oh pooh nuts, everyone's life is like that!