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Jaws 5: Run Motherfucka, Run!
Basically, I think Jaws should take a hint from "Tremors". When the monster can't do something, evolve it to be able to. In Tremors 77, the Grabboids sprouted legs, and I think even eyes. Whereas in the first movie, the worms were confined to underground and wherever they popped up, plus they couldn't see. So, in taking this idea in mind, the shark in Jaws 5 should be mutated from nuclear waste, and be able to walk on land and chase after his victims. And maybe talk...I recommend the voice of Pee Wee Herman. BTW: If I'm going to mention Tremors, I might ask (in this thread or any other) if anyone's seen the straight-to-video, brand new Prequel of Tremors? I don't know what it's called, but I'm thinking the title starts with "Tremors". |
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Tremors 4 (the prequil) is like the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back of the Tremors movies.
"Hey, here's Old Fred's stuff, but where's Old Fred? Oh, here's his hat, I'll just pick it up and..." you can finish that part yourselves. Lot of self-referential stuff. |
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It's a shark, there's nothing to add to the story by making a sequel.
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I can see the shitty sequel now : JAWS TAKES MANHATTEN
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u gotta admit in the 1st tremors when they shit that one whatever the hell they with all those badd ass guns was pretty kool
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how about Jaws vs. Pirhanna?
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this isnt austin powers
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I thnk they should make like jason, or freddy, or the little bitch from the exorcist fight jaws or sumthin kewl like that
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there not gonna fuck up and do some dumb shit like that |
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hey Letha you ever fuckin heard of a little thing called *sarcasm*
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