HDC's Deep Dark Secrets

[Marya Zaleska]

[QUOTE=bloodrayne;626779]Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



I really drink V-8 and tomato juice, NOT blood!

I have FALSE fangs due to cavaties! I didn't brush when I was a small vampire!

I get around real fast since I wear roller skates under my hoop skirt!

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

Lol! Hee hee hee!

[Freak]

I'm a serial killer in waiting.

[Zero]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

that really hurts. . . i told you that in strict confidence. . . just goes to show you can't trust anyone


if anyone wants me i'll be eating a banana

[Zero]

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

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puh-lease. . those things are cantaloupes at the least!

[novakru]

Originally Posted by Freak

I'm a serial killer in waiting.

Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by novakru

Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

Oh, nevermind.

[Zero]

Originally Posted by massacre man

Oh, nevermind.

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

wow - now that's a revelation

[Miss Olivia]

I PROVED that there is not ALWAYS room for J-E-L-L-O.

[dewaholic]

hmm I don't have any secrets. But I'll list some random things about myself:

I can't dance
I had to quit soda (but I still have one, not often enough)
I can't think of anything else

[The STE]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?

Why aren't I the BDSM master?