Suffering!!!!

[crabapple]

You Can DO It!

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

:D

I'm not quite that method.

I'm really not as concerned about weight as I am about body fat percentage. I need to look underfed and a bit hollow. And the hair and beard are going to be out of control soon!

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[scarecrow666]

Hay man we're all rooting for you.
If you have any problems you can look after my kids for a week,youd be a bean pole in no time......They're little fuckers.:D

[Roderick Usher]

Originally Posted by scarecrow666

Hay man we're all rooting for you.
If you have any problems you can look after my kids for a week,youd be a bean pole in no time......They're little fuckers.:D

I'm stay-at-home dad for two hyper boys of my own, why do you think I love my beer and weed so much?

And too bad I wasn't offered the role 2 months ago, when my hair and beard were at their longest (and I was at my heaviest)

[The STE]

eat rice, tuna, and apples. The rice will fill you up faster so you'll stop eating, and when you get hungry 20 minutes later (as rice tends to do) eat the tuna and apple.

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

Good News - A friend of mine is directing a movie and wants me to play a role.

Bad News - I have to lose 20 pounds for the role.:eek:

I'm a glutton. I love my fatty foods and beer. I enjoy the weed and like to snack. I am happiest when indulging myself and believe the road to happiness truly lies in indulgence. Luckily I've been blessed with a rather high metabolism and a naturally thin frame, but as I rapidly approach 40 the engine has slowed down a bit and I'm getting a touch paunchy.

Never really cared to fix the problem, because I'm happy...BUT, I'm dying for a film role!

So this past week I've been running, doing crunches & push-ups, light weight training and SERIOUSLY reducing my caloric intake. No beer, no weed, no cheese (god, how I love cheese) No snaking and small portions at mealtime.

The first 5 pounds were a piece of cake and I'm happy to look leaner and fit, but now it's getting tricky. I'm not going for a Christian Bale/Machinist look, more like skinny rocker-boy.

Did I mention the role is for 2 scenes and has no lines!!!!!!! It's the role of a sick homeless man, so I'm supposed to be gaunt. Oh, and the producers aren't even sure they want me yet...so I'm gambling here.

Just wanted to vent because I'm cranky as hell and suffering for my art. Oh, well it's time for my next workout session.

Psst... Adderall makes you lose weight like crazy

[scarecrow666]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

I'm stay-at-home dad for two hyper boys of my own, why do you think I love my beer and weed so much?

And too bad I wasn't offered the role 2 months ago, when my hair and beard were at their longest (and I was at my heaviest)

Same here iam also a stay at home Dad but i have 4 monsters 2 of each and the youngest 2 are twins. Last night Finn 1 of the twins was trying to sleep so Molly the twin sister decided to munch on his arm.....what bruising she left behind.He's alright though,thing is he'd just let her do it.Go figure.

[newb]

You can do it Sean.

I'll be on my side of the computer rooting for you.......but not at the moment...I got to go have some of this.....



and this.....





:D

[ferretchucker]

i feel i need to lose a bit of weight but everyone keeps on saying it's just puppy fat and that i'm gonna have a growth spurt. My cousin and brother went through the same stage in life but i just found out that when they were at this stage of pudgyness, they went to the gym and went on diets. Well, they have lost the weight but i can't decide whether that was natural or because of the diet and xcercise. Did anyone else seem to get podgy when they were around 14? One other thing is that some people say that i'm just imagining it.

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

I'm stay-at-home dad for two hyper boys of my own, why do you think I love my beer and weed so much?

And too bad I wasn't offered the role 2 months ago, when my hair and beard were at their longest (and I was at my heaviest)

You would make a kickass Vegas-Priest.