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a man and his son are in a car crash. The son is rushed to hospital and is in the operating theatre when the surgeon says "I can't operate on him, he's my son." How is this possible?
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me Last edited by monalisa; 05-05-2007 at 03:05 AM.
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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sorry, but his father was also in that crash
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It was his mother.
A man, just falling too far to grab anything or save himself, begins to fall from his penthouse apartment window, when the phone rings. He screams then after he falls. What happened?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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05-05-2007, 11:34 AM
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05-05-2007, 11:57 AM
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A man is falling from his 300 foot high window, and right as he starts falling, his telephone rings. He screams despairingly, and falls to his death. What happened?
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05-05-2007, 11:59 AM
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the phone was on the outside of the window and he reached for it?
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05-05-2007, 12:01 PM
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He doesn't reach for it, he is too far away.
(The phone is in his apartment, and he's.... out the window)
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