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Old 04-27-2007, 08:01 PM
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Why did you have an ultrasound, Despare???

They thought I had liver cancer but I didn't.
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Old 04-27-2007, 08:03 PM
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They thought I had liver cancer but I didn't.
That sucks.
So what was wrong then???
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That sucks.
So what was wrong then???
Gilbert's Syndrome
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Old 04-27-2007, 08:05 PM
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Gilbert's Syndrome

It's google time!!! :p




(that is so my new way of saying I'm ignorant.)







Wiki works just as well...
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It's google time!!! :p




(that is so my new way of saying I'm ignorant.)
It's rare, doesn't do much (I'm less likely to have a heart attack actually), and is pretty much forgettable.
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Gilbert's syndrome (pr. Zhil-bear), often shortened to the acronym GS, is the most common hereditary cause of increased bilirubin, and is found in up to 5% of the population. The main symptom is otherwise harmless jaundice which does not require treatment, caused by elevated levels of unconjugated bilirubin in the bloodstream (hyperbilirubinemia).

The source of this hyperbilirubinemia is reduced activity of the enzyme (glucuronyl transferase) which conjugates bilirubin and some other lipophilic molecules. Conjugation renders the bilirubin water-soluble and suitable for excretion via the kidneys.

Gilbert's syndrome was first described by French gastroenterologist Augustin Nicolas Gilbert and co-workers in 1901.[1]



Sad that I understand most of that.
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It's rare, doesn't do much (I'm less likely to have a heart attack actually), and is pretty much forgettable.


That's good.


It would suck if you died.
If you did would I be invited to your funeral???
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That's good.


It would suck if you died.
If you did would I be invited to your funeral???
Everybody will be, I'll have it televised. :)
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Everybody will be, I'll have it televised. :)


DO I get to read your eulogy??? :o
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Old 04-27-2007, 08:15 PM
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DO I get to read your eulogy??? :o
That job's taken, you can pass out snacks if you'd like though.
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