Real Life Zombies

[XtRaVa]

What makes us with the disease more worthy of life than other people? We should only be allowed to eat brains of people that have recently died, not kill anyone for it.

That or we should just kill ourselves or starve to death.

[Phalanx]

Fried lambs brains are all good...textures a little strange though...
Raw people brains? Would that give the zombies mad (undead) people disease?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by XtRaVa

What makes us with the disease more worthy of life than other people? We should only be allowed to eat brains of people that have recently died, not kill anyone for it.

That or we should just kill ourselves or starve to death.

It's not about that.

Let's say we're both kidnapped by some SAW fan psychopath. He locks us both in a room with shotguns and we wake up and he says that he's going to fill the room with deadly gas in 60 seconds unless one of us kills the other. Upon kiling th eother person, the survivor would be allowed to go. Now, it's true that he might gas you anyway. That's besides the point, we're assuming he's going to let you go.

What do you do? There is only one answer.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by Phalanx

Fried lambs brains are all good...textures a little strange though...
Raw people brains? Would that give the zombies mad (undead) people disease?

There wasa 20-30 year span where we would get a type of disease much like mad cow disease for cows, but now we can apparantly eat brains without danger of getting it. It doesn't make much sense really, you might want to do some research on it.

I remember making a thread about it at one time.

[Burning in Hell]

Originally Posted by XtRaVa

What makes us with the disease more worthy of life than other people? We should only be allowed to eat brains of people that have recently died, not kill anyone for it.

That or we should just kill ourselves or starve to death.

See, I told you some would rather starve to death rather than survive :)

I'll be back tomorrow to continue on this...

[BlackSunProductions]

What's all this talk about killing? We can grow human organs in pigs. Why not start a brain farm... sell the shit like heroine and send the pork meat off to Jimmy Dean for extra cash.:p

[bwind22]

BlackSun is on to something here. With the progress made in stem cell research these past few years, I'm pretty sure they could just grow human brains in labs for us to eat if it came to that. No one would need to get killed, just give tissue samples.

[bloodrayne]

I don't really see how there would be a problem...

LOTS of people die every day, they wouldn't need their brains anymore

Executed criminals...Their skin and tissue is already being used in some countries to make beauty products, they wouldn't need their brains either

Consider how many infected people would RATHER die than live to only eat human brains...Those people wouldn't need their brains anymore either...That would be kinda like a donation...So, that would limit the number of people who need to eat brains, and add to the food supply of the others


5-10 years?...It's not contagious?...As the infected die, they feed others...There will ALWAYS be criminals and recently deceased...And some of the infected who HAVE survived by eating people's brains, may simply decide that they don't wanna do it anymore...Less demand, more supply

Mortuaries, prisons, hospitals all send the 'product' to a manufacturer (there would have to be one at some point) who cleans, prepares and packages the product...Then it's distributed to grocery stores along with all the regular food



Now, if EVERYONE were infected (and it WAS contagious), all that I have mentioned before would still work, except that we would have to accept the fact that the human race was inevitably going to become extinct, so EVERYONE would have to be sterilized so that there would be no further 'demand', and we could continue to survive on the brains of the aforementioned until the human race simply died out, or there was a cure

Like I said...I don't see a problem...Logic

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by bloodrayne

I don't really see how there would be a problem...

LOTS of people die every day, they wouldn't need their brains anymore

Executed criminals...Their skin and tissue is already being used in some countries to make beauty products, they wouldn't need their brains either

Consider how many infected people would RATHER die than live to only eat human brains...Those people wouldn't need their brains anymore either...That would be kinda like a donation...So, that would limit the number of people who need to eat brains, and add to the food supply of the others


5-10 years?...It's not contagious?...As the infected die, they feed others...There will ALWAYS be criminals and recently deceased...And some of the infected who HAVE survived by eating people's brains, may simply decide that they don't wanna do it anymore...Less demand, more supply

Mortuaries, prisons, hospitals all send the 'product' to a manufacturer (there would have to be one at some point) who cleans, prepares and packages the product...Then it's distributed to grocery stores along with all the regular food



Now, if EVERYONE were infected (and it WAS contagious), all that I have mentioned before would still work, except that we would have to accept the fact that the human race was inevitably going to become extinct, so EVERYONE would have to be sterilized so that there would be no further 'demand', and we could continue to survive on the brains of the aforementioned until the human race simply died out, or there was a cure

Like I said...I don't see a problem...Logic

ahh but your logic is flawed, BR. ;)

less than 150,000 people die every day

A human brain is 3lbs and roughly 2000 calories so most people would need to eat atleast one human brain per day.

There are 331.5 million people who would be infected with this strange physical/mental disease. So it would take over 6 fricken years to save up enough dead people brains to feed us all for one day and besides we'd all be 6 years dead. :)

One thing is, I don't know how little food people can go on... If I were to make a wild guess, I would say we could live be starving ourselves completely for 3 weeks and then eating a brain, 3 week starvation then another brain etc. So every 3 months we'd eat 4 brains. That's 16 brains per person every year. 55 million people die every year in the world and we'd need 5300 million brains. Holy crap... we are SO doomed.

Let's just face facts people, 330 million people need a lot more than 150,000 brains a day. There's no nice way about it, we need to find some fresh brains!

How many people do you think would rather die then eat human brains for food? This is a disease that makes us NEED and WANT to consume human brains, would you kill yourself for wanting something and being able to get it? It's not like we'd need to eat it but can't force ourselves to, we want to. That's part of the disease, I mean if it wasn't we could eat animal brains instead. Still don't see a problem?! huh ? huh ?? :p

So with our need being 5300 Million brains a year, and the 55 million dead people that don't really make a dent in that and Holy fuck we're going to eat everyone in the world in under 2 years.

[Phalanx]

I would eat mouse brains, on toothpicks.
...don't much like mice.