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Come quietly or there will be, trouble.
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01-02-2007, 09:12 AM
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Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. -Ash Army of Darkness
The whole "Jack and shit...and Jack just left town," can be applied anywhere the "Jack and shit" expression is used. Lovely.
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01-02-2007, 09:27 AM
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Full metal jacket
"where are you from private?" "Texas" "Only steers and queers come from texas and you dont look much like a steer to me so that narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Are you a petter puffer? I bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the Common courtesy to give him a reach around" Good stuff, had me laughing all day
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This little exchange always cracks me up.
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car! Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads! Bar Patron: Go ahead. Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck... Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
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I love carpet
I love desk rick are you just saying you love watever you see I love lamp do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you see it I love lamp
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I'm sorry i ate your chocolate squirrel.... Steve carrel makes stupid genius. i love the anchorman throwdown where he just starts screaming and attacking nothing. "good night san diego, and go fuck yourself."
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01-02-2007, 10:59 AM
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"Don't worry Pyle, if God wanted you over that obstacle he would've miracled your ass over it by now"
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My favorite line from that whole movie:
Pyle! You climb like old people fuck!
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