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Old 12-27-2006, 08:59 AM
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Okay, well, it's 525 dollars. Well, for that price, I guess it better be good!

It's not as cool as those zombie-flavored hot sauces at hauntedhotsauce.com perhaps...you might get just as much of a thrill out of one of their $20 hot sauce coffins...

But man. That Dracula kit, it comes with a wooden stake and a hammer and a thing you can hang your garlic on! in addition to all the other stuff. It has two crucifixes inside, so if you are punking a biotch vampire and you lose your crucifix, you have a backup.
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:02 AM
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Crab, baby, don't encourage the spammers, 'kay? The reason is, the more they come the more we start to run out of creative ideas to let them know that they suck.:D You're an angel.
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:04 AM
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how about an ad for the same thing, only cheaper

http://209.35.192.184/miva/merchant....Store_Code=DSP

scrool through, these guys sell zombies and vampire slaying kits, but my fav is the fetus in a petri dish
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:06 AM
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if you say it fast - it sounds like :

"dracula's door is open"


would have made for a better thread.
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:21 AM
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how about an ad for the same thing, only cheaper

http://209.35.192.184/miva/merchant....Store_Code=DSP

scrool through, these guys sell zombies and vampire slaying kits, but my fav is the fetus in a petri dish
you just owned the spammer in his own game.
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:35 AM
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Well hey, I did give haunted hot sauce a plug. But really, yeah, Di Stefano's $70 vampire hunter's kit is much nicer looking. These Dracula guys should make a similar kit to appeal to people who want to buy something in that price range. I mean, how many people have 500 dollars to spend on a bells-and-whistles vampire hunter's kit.
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:49 AM
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I have to take back what I said. You guys have really taken a combative stance against the enemy. Marketing... I like it. The flaming sword of righteousness...

My heroes...:)
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:58 AM
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Well hey, I did give haunted hot sauce a plug. But really, yeah, Di Stefano's $70 vampire hunter's kit is much nicer looking. These Dracula guys should make a similar kit to appeal to people who want to buy something in that price range. I mean, how many people have 500 dollars to spend on a bells-and-whistles vampire hunter's kit.


why would anyone want a vampire hunters kit ?

to show your friends ?


"hey guys look what i bought !"

"what is it?"

"you know ....its a vampire hunters kit"

"oh yeah ? wow. I dont want to see you around anymore."
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:12 AM
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"Why a vampire hunter's kit?"

"Umm, well... Ilike vampires..."

"Then why kill them?"

"well, they arent real,youknow."

"I know, so why the kit?"

"Umm..."

"Are you making a movie and it's for props?"

"No..."

"Hmm... Are you an avid collector?"

"Not really..."

"Oh. Hmm. how much did it cost?"

"......"

"Because i can get most of that stuff at home depot. i have friend who works there, we could use his employee discount...."

"Shut up."
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Old 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM
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Dear forum members, I want to say a few things about the Dracula Kit and it's price: is a genuine creation, everything is hand-made and it comes with lots of products. If you consider Dracula culture only the objects in it, please consider so ... but it is much more than this - the kit is more than an object - it is an encyclopedia of Dracula - it contains brochures, DVD with Dracula documentary and 30 hand made engravings. More ... if you consider the thing that this item needs approval for export from the state authority - because it is considered an art object - divide the price for every item and I think you will discover that who wants to buy it doesn't spend so much - considering its cultural value.

Please review the item at http://www.DraculaStore.eu

Greetings!
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