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How long till the first child is in rehab? 10 years? 6?
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11-13-2006, 08:14 AM
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K-Fed: Entertainment's cockroach His "trivia" on IMDB. Its very spinal tap in how mediocre he is... http://imdb.com/name/nm1549077/bio
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11-13-2006, 08:15 AM
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Just to illustrate the high level of intelligence Ms. Spears has...
She married a fuckin' backup dancer and didn't make him sign a pre-nup! Hahahahahahahaahahah! Dumb bitch.
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God, the first thing that i thought of when i read "dumb botch" was the osuthpark episode where Bebe grew boobs, and by the end the boys have gone full cycle with the breast obsession, and Wendy walks into class dressed liek a hooker with breast implants, and cartman shots "What a stupid bitch!" then they roll credits. That had me in stiches...
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11-13-2006, 09:45 AM
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The Britney Spears comeback tour: *Britney in a wheelchair with a huge gut and numerous stretch marks on stomach and mouth*
"Hey yall!!! I may have lost a foot to diabetes, but I'm still sexy y'all!!! *belches* "Now I'm gonna dance for ya!" *maneuvers wheelchair back and forth, until a wrong move sends her crashing into the speakers, bursting into flame*
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11-13-2006, 09:46 AM
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11-13-2006, 09:53 AM
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Britney Spears for Depends adult undergarments:
Oops, she did it AGAIN....
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11-13-2006, 09:57 AM
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Hey, if she ends up dating Tom Sizemore, we can make a "Hit me baby, one more time" joke :)
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11-13-2006, 10:05 AM
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ROTFLMFAO
Oops, HE did it again.:D
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