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Old 10-26-2006, 03:22 PM
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This place needs an ignore function.
we have another useful function, it won't be long until either

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Old 10-26-2006, 05:26 PM
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And apparently neither can you!
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:31 PM
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:45 PM
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Where ya gonna be? I'm dressing up as a circumsition specialist.

LOL! Snip snip LITTLE wanker! Trippin, make sure you bring an umbrella just in case. :p
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:14 PM
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i would love to do something that elaborate, unfortunately I don't have the resources right now to make that work. As it stands, I only have one armhole on the costume, so my other arm is inside. I have a combo pastry bag/squirt bottle that I am using and I have the tip fastened to the hole in the top of the penis head, so all that i do is reach up with my interior habd and squeeze. The thing is that I don't want to use whipped cream b/c I think that it will cheapen the realism of the costume. I was thinking about talking to the owners of a local horse farm this weekend to see if it would be possible to get some other more "realistic" substance to shoot out. I really want to make a splash with this thing and there is no way I'm going to use whipped cream. That would never get enough of a rise out of people to suit my tastes.
I've been practicing my busted load grunts the past few days and I've got it down perfect. I can't wait. I think I may take some spots where I hide in some bushes, then jump out and shoot a load on people and take off. It's gonna be priceless.
Hopefully you run into Lorena Bobbit...
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Old 10-29-2006, 09:10 PM
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I went to the grocery store in my costume a few hours ago and I got some really weird looks... Why does everyone seem to have a stick up their ass?
Because you're a 31 year old boy in a penis outfit. You should have grown out of that crap years ago.
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Old 10-29-2006, 09:20 PM
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Why would anyone ever have to "grow out" of thinking that six foot penises are funny? This is exactly what I am talking about. You should have seen the rude looks I was getting at the store today when my costume "ejaculated". People just need to lighten up...
You probably just reminded them of somebody they saw on the sexual predators list.
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