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Oh my god.. I hadnt seen him yet... He looks like a monkey fetus...
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Good lord! WTF is that thing?!
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If PT Barnum was still alive, that guy would have a job. probably as a monkey, while they had a monkey as the "world's smallest boy" that poor, ugly kid. reminds me of a trip i was on in 11th grade. We had gone up (the high school band) to a small town north of Toronto (peter something or other i think, anyway) and were stopped at a mcdonalds near lake champlain. there was an enormous flock of seagulls hanging around. I had gotten a big mac meal and was finishing the fries when i decided to share some, you know, make some friends. those were the nicest birds on earth. they would take the fries like a dog, real gentle. Of course, they skwacked at everyone else, but they liked me. someone said "you realize as soo n as you runout of fries they are going to get pissed and shit on everything..." I looked around. there were 30+ cars in th elot. And the busses were getting ready to leave. i smiled and said "Yep. Thats the plan" and got on the bus. I think i am paying for that still to some degree, karmicaly speaking. but it was worth it. :D
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I was watching TV with a buddy about ten years ago, there was this comedian on, he looked like a crazy person, and he would scream and shout and rave as part of his thing.
Anyway. He was doing this bit about walking along the beach with a stick and turning over beached jellyfish, and started saying stuff like "You could turn the jellyfish over, and it could have a face, you know, two eyes, a nose, mouth, a mustache, WHY NOT???!?!?!?!! !!!!!" It sounds dumb but the way this guy delivered it was perfect, and he had the audience warmed up with smaller laughs and was toying with them before throwing this one out. It was so funny my friend and I fell down on the floor, and we were laughing so hard that we almost couldn't breathe. It was probably the funniest routine I ever heard, and it made no freaking sense at all.
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i cracked my wife up pretty good not too long ago. Our baby's name is "Lillian Autumn". We were joking about people screwing her name up because my wife's name is Bree, but her birth name is "Chrysta Breanne". So she gets called crystal all the time, and spent her childhood having to explain things to people who asked "How do you get Bree from Chrysta?"
So i said "how do you get a Lillian Autumn?" "Plant it in the fucking summer." She laughed her ass off. reminds me of eddie izzard. "We say 'Herbs' because there's a fuckign 'H'"
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