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Incredible house wife. All i have to do is bring home the paycheck, cook, and do the dishes (and take full care of the baby on weekends, which i love) And Balls like the rock of Gibralter. i have seriously felt bad for some of the people who have been assholes to her. she is vicious :)
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I'm a football coach.
You know what the say, those who can't do because assholes like to throw illegal blocks at people who were knocking the shit outta their quarterback all night teach.
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08-11-2006, 06:19 AM
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WIFE=
Accountant Financial Advisor Food Inspector Animal Care Provider Day Care Provider Dietician Maid Services 24 hour avaliable Cook First Aide Health Provider Interpreter Secretary Peacemaker Teacher Wardrobe Expert Task Master * And anything To Be Added Later No Pay except for Kisses and Hugs Highly Recommended Job:D
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08-11-2006, 06:20 AM
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Wife, mother, and pursuer of the elusive Business degree.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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08-11-2006, 06:22 AM
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Hey, im the cook and peacemaker
Fortunately, we are currently doing well enough that Bree is getting paid in jewelery :) It actually makes me very proud that i can do that for her. its not like it happens a lot, but we had fun last weekend :)
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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08-11-2006, 06:28 AM
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-24 hour avaliable Cook
-Animal Care Provider I do that thank you very much. -Secretary -Teacher -Wardrobe Expert Those only take effect on special occasions.
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08-11-2006, 06:34 AM
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Bree is definately the wardrobe expert... if im allwoed to dress myself, i end up with white socks with black shoes and my tie gets stuck in my ear. And i dont even wear a tie.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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08-11-2006, 07:05 AM
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Hmmm....Not really getting paid for any of this at the moment, but hopefully will soon:
-Jewler -Blacksmith -Review Writer -Writing a Book...And movie that I'm just starting on....If that counts -Song Writer -(Learning) Instruments (4) Past things I've done...: -Landscaping (Didn't like this at all) -Tree Removal (Got cheated $280 bucks on paycheck) -Construction Worker (My dad got out of this buisness) -Water Purification (Read above) Trying to think if theres anything else...I'll edit this if there is.
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