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My own giant piece of poo this morning smashed through the hard porcelain of the toilet, and bounced down 20 stairs only to land on its feet.
Anyone else have any zany shit stories?
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I've had several not very good days in a row just recently, but this morning is starting out okay and for that I'm thankful. Goona make some breakfast now and contemplate the things what must be done.
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<^> (O_o) <^> hehe, jk
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moral of the story: dont fall down stairs
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Also moral of the story: shit bounces?
Hmm....there's money to be made here somewhere....
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Sorry...That made me think of "How To Serve Man" And then...Soylent Green... And...Thanks a LOT Newb...Now I've got that stupid song stuck in my head... "I...am...the Great Mighty Poo...And I'm going to throw my...."...yeah......Chocolate starfish and all of that...
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I haven't taken a shit yet. I can feel one brewing so I'll let you know the out come. Maybe another coffee and a bananna will make this a epic shit to remember.
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