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06-02-2006, 08:54 AM
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You should also try Jesus Tits, man.
It works in two ways: 1.) Expression of shock; as in if the Christian community found indesputable evidence that Jesus was a woman. Shortened from "Jesus had tits?! Oh man!" Examples - Person to Flayed: "They just raised the price of draft beer $1.00 a pint at the pub." Flayed: "JESUS TITS, MAN!" 2.) Expression of shock; as in an offer one thought unrefusable has been turned down. Stems from the thought that no man would turn down tits: "Wanna go to the strip club? I'm buying." "No, not tonight, I'm going to stay home and watch Law & Order." "JESUS!!! TITS, MAN!"
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"Naw dude, you don't want none of that pussy. Dat shit's some hootchie pootchie...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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06-02-2006, 09:57 AM
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Hoochie Poochie....1?!!?...isn't that a song?
The gypsy woman told my mama On the day I was born Oh, you got a boy child comin' Oh Lord, he's gonna be a sun of a gun He's gonna make those pretty women You know, he's gonna make 'em jump and shout The whole wide world gonna wonder What it's all about Yeah, you know I'm here And everybody knows I'm here I'm your Hoochie Poochie man Oh Lord, Everybody knows I'm here I got a black cat bone Lord I got a mojo too I got little John, the conquered Oh baby, I'm gonna mess with you I'm gonna grab those pretty women I'm gonna grab 'em by the hand You know, the whole wide world gonna know Oh Lord, I'm your Hoochie Poochie man Yes, you know I'm here Everybody knows I'm here
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06-02-2006, 06:04 PM
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Hoochie poochie, a HOOTIE-HOOCHIE,
SING IT IN YOUR CAR SING IT IN YOUR BAR SING IT WITH YOUR new GUITAR EEEEEE OOOOOO yow! and how!....... kitty kitty kitty says a hey now nuh-now meeeeowwwwww
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