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05-13-2006, 07:28 AM
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05-13-2006, 12:44 PM
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Hmm..... post it? Yeah.... yeah, post it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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You know, IA, the human foot is not particularly attractive to look at when it's healthy, and I would have to say that when it's infected it would be very very unpleasant to look at due to gangreen or whatever.
Give me intestines spilling from a dude, but spare me an infected foot...or elephantitis of the foot.
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Feet are nasty.
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When they took my appendix out years ago the doctors had said that it was all infected and pusing.
I asked them if I could see it. They wouldnt let me. Fuckin snake charmers. I have a bitchin scar to show off. Been thinking of tattooing a zipper on it.
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I had a hystorectomy a couple of years ago because of a bunch of tumors I had in the uterus. So from the ultrasound we were kidding around that it looked a bit like Mickey Mouse cuz there was a big one and then two little ones off each side of the top (8 altogether). So after the surgery the doc and me were talking and she was commenting, during the surgery, on my sense of humor about the whole thingand told the others in the surgery room about my Mickey Mouse comment. Then someone said it actually looked more like a rabbit. I asked if they saved it or had a picture of it or something, cuz I wanted to see it myself. But unfortunately I was not able to view the bunny. Gross I know, but humor is the best way to deal with ugly events in your life, in my opinion anyway.
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