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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE 
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my fav one was when i was playing a guy online in yahoo checkers. he was hitting on me and asked what i looked like and i said very pregnant cuz i was at the time and he quite the game:D
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book)
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
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"Want to go camping? I've got gum"
^^^^^ That's how my lame ass uncle used to ask women out that he didn't even know. I mean, wtf!?
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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand. Can you help me up? My dick is too big. it's comments like that, that make me glad i'm a lesbian!! best ones i ever got wer... 'did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?' or 'if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?' thats right, women say that cheesey crap too!!!
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LMAO .. yeah ..we are more rocky than roxette now brother :D
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